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Rules of the Universe

Rules of the Universe

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative at
the same time.

2. Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often!

3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a

garage makes you a car.

4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

5. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

6. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice

person. (This is very important. Pay attention! It never fails.)

7. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built

the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

8. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

9. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

10. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.

11. Eat well, stay fit, and die anyway.

12. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. Embrace your

differences. Love each other.

13. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

14. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

15. Opportunities always look bigger after they have passed.

16. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks

before you need it.

17. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

18. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake

when you make it again.

19. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

20. Thou shall not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

21. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

22. It isn't the jeans that make your butt look fat.

23. There is a very fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness.'

24. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never

want you to share yours with them.

25. You should not confuse your career with your life.

26. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

27. Never lick a steak knife.

28. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

29. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling

reason why we observe daylight savings time.

30. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests

that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging

from her at that moment.

31. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender,

religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside,

We ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

32. Your friends love you anyway.

33. How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are ?

Talladega Superspeedway.

At least 8 fans suffered minor injuries after Carl Edwards' Ford hit the catchfence at Talladega Superspeedway.

 

 

 

To think those poles where straight.

 

 

 

 

great interview

 

come back to someone that forgot 9/11

Water boarding is short of torture.

Torture can more accurately be defined as being forced to jump 1,000 feet or more to your death to avoid being burned alive.

Torture can more accurately be defined as the 60 seconds or so of sheer terror grasping your seat as your airliner plunges head-first to the ground with a muslim freedom fighter at the controls

Torture can more accurately be defined as having to listen to the piercing noise of a 100 story tower crumbling on you from above you as you and your fellow patriots try to save civilian victims of terror

Torture can more accurately be defined as desperately trying to call your loved ones for a final goodbye as you see the pentagon full of thousands of patriots innocently doing their jobs growing larger in front of your airplane

Torture, my friend, is having to read and listen to the ratings of folks like you who's most significant contribution to our society was probably nothing more than casting an uninformed vote.

Torture can also more accurately be defined as being in a nice, warm, comfortable place looking forward to getting your first glimpse of your loving mother, who's warm voice has nurtured you for months on end of being jostled, poked and poked on, only to suddenly feel the excruciating pain of your skull being crushed and your brain matter being sucked from it in order to prevent being an inconvenience to someone who very likely voted for Barak Obama.

 

It the Sun Stupid

** 'Quiet Sun' baffling astronomers **
Astronomers hope new images of the Sun will offer an insight into why there is so little activity on our closest star.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/em/fr/-/2/hi/science/nature/8008473.stm

 

 

need help with added characters to html

 

 

My website www.tjexcite.com 

 

 

So far my new web site is going to plan. I have very basic html knowledge to get it online. But for some reason unknown to me at the bottom of the page is this

 

 

 

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This is not in the html for all I can find and have no idea if it an error or by design as that would be very confusing of what it is and what it means. It is something NSFW or just gibberish.

 

I put on auto forward to here until this is resolved.

 

Try this video

 

what a statement

 

 

Walking out is bigger than not going. Next time he is at the UN the US should do this over the not showing up but, knowing the current holder of 1600 pernsivenia avenue they will have already meet and swapped books. Obama gets a Koran and Mahmoud  gets a signed copy of Dreams of my father.  

Giving some love to the blog

As anyone that stumbles here can see this is a old blog that got very little love and very few updates. Lets hope this is now going to change... But only time will tell.

 

You might be a Taliban if....

 1.  You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral
 objection to liquor.
 
   2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket
 launcher, but  you  can't afford shoes.
 
   3. You have more wives than teeth.
 
   4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider
 bacon  "unclean."
 
   5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and
 suicide.
  
   6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared
 Jihad against.
 
   7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry
 explosives in  your clothing.
 
   8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses
 other than  setting off roadside bombs.
 
   9. You have nothing against women and think every man
 should own at  least two.
 
  10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's
 goat.

 

   11. You use the Koran as an excuse to do what you do.