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Rules of the Universe

Rules of the Universe

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative at
the same time.

2. Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often!

3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a

garage makes you a car.

4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

5. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

6. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice

person. (This is very important. Pay attention! It never fails.)

7. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built

the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

8. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

9. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

10. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.

11. Eat well, stay fit, and die anyway.

12. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. Embrace your

differences. Love each other.

13. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

14. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

15. Opportunities always look bigger after they have passed.

16. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks

before you need it.

17. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

18. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake

when you make it again.

19. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

20. Thou shall not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

21. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

22. It isn't the jeans that make your butt look fat.

23. There is a very fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness.'

24. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never

want you to share yours with them.

25. You should not confuse your career with your life.

26. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

27. Never lick a steak knife.

28. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

29. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling

reason why we observe daylight savings time.

30. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests

that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging

from her at that moment.

31. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender,

religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside,

We ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

32. Your friends love you anyway.

33. How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are ?

Talladega Superspeedway.

At least 8 fans suffered minor injuries after Carl Edwards' Ford hit the catchfence at Talladega Superspeedway.

 

 

 

To think those poles where straight.

 

 

 

 

great interview

 

come back to someone that forgot 9/11

Water boarding is short of torture.

Torture can more accurately be defined as being forced to jump 1,000 feet or more to your death to avoid being burned alive.

Torture can more accurately be defined as the 60 seconds or so of sheer terror grasping your seat as your airliner plunges head-first to the ground with a muslim freedom fighter at the controls

Torture can more accurately be defined as having to listen to the piercing noise of a 100 story tower crumbling on you from above you as you and your fellow patriots try to save civilian victims of terror

Torture can more accurately be defined as desperately trying to call your loved ones for a final goodbye as you see the pentagon full of thousands of patriots innocently doing their jobs growing larger in front of your airplane

Torture, my friend, is having to read and listen to the ratings of folks like you who's most significant contribution to our society was probably nothing more than casting an uninformed vote.

Torture can also more accurately be defined as being in a nice, warm, comfortable place looking forward to getting your first glimpse of your loving mother, who's warm voice has nurtured you for months on end of being jostled, poked and poked on, only to suddenly feel the excruciating pain of your skull being crushed and your brain matter being sucked from it in order to prevent being an inconvenience to someone who very likely voted for Barak Obama.

 

It the Sun Stupid

** 'Quiet Sun' baffling astronomers **
Astronomers hope new images of the Sun will offer an insight into why there is so little activity on our closest star.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/em/fr/-/2/hi/science/nature/8008473.stm

 

 

need help with added characters to html

 

 

My website www.tjexcite.com 

 

 

So far my new web site is going to plan. I have very basic html knowledge to get it online. But for some reason unknown to me at the bottom of the page is this

 

 

 

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This is not in the html for all I can find and have no idea if it an error or by design as that would be very confusing of what it is and what it means. It is something NSFW or just gibberish.

 

I put on auto forward to here until this is resolved.

 

Try this video

 

what a statement

 

 

Walking out is bigger than not going. Next time he is at the UN the US should do this over the not showing up but, knowing the current holder of 1600 pernsivenia avenue they will have already meet and swapped books. Obama gets a Koran and Mahmoud  gets a signed copy of Dreams of my father.  

Giving some love to the blog

As anyone that stumbles here can see this is a old blog that got very little love and very few updates. Lets hope this is now going to change... But only time will tell.

 

You might be a Taliban if....

 1.  You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral
 objection to liquor.
 
   2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket
 launcher, but  you  can't afford shoes.
 
   3. You have more wives than teeth.
 
   4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider
 bacon  "unclean."
 
   5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and
 suicide.
  
   6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared
 Jihad against.
 
   7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry
 explosives in  your clothing.
 
   8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses
 other than  setting off roadside bombs.
 
   9. You have nothing against women and think every man
 should own at  least two.
 
  10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's
 goat.

 

   11. You use the Koran as an excuse to do what you do.

 

 

Ft Lauderdale rally

When I watched the rally of hate that Tom Trento put on you tube

and I heard

".. go back to the ovens."

That is when my soul wept. There are no words to describe how bad that is. I felt that all the way to my toes on how wrong it is saying.

If the left thinks they have won against the right. Just wait until the Muslim Right gets going. Everything the left stand for Muslims hate and will kill to prove their hate. I would love to see a Anti-Prop 8 rally against a Pro-Palestine, Anti-Israel rally. There are no gay Muslims so having gay marriage under Islam will not work.

It may come down to the enemy(Islam) of my enemy(left) is my enemy too, let just hope that the left realize that Islam is a enemy and not just a misunderstood friend that kills people

Long live George W. Bush liberator of millions

M & M sure got what they paid for

With Kyle's dominance this year Mars (M&M, Snickers and Pedigree) has got more air time than the last year on two cars. Does any one think if JJ Yeley would be up front in the new M&M Toyota, I think not. It's all of air time for their sponsors and being up front is the name of the game and not of being nice for who the "fans" would like to win. Most like the underdog but, they don't always come back to win.

 

 

TJ-excite (Trevor)

 

 

 

 

 

 

New Tribute

When every I see something like this I always wonder which way it will turn out. This is the right way. It could have easly gone the other way to change GWB and OBL, but I think that those who would make something like this gif would not go all the way to actually do more than just talk about the contradictions that no mater who answers they will never be solved to all people satisfaction.

What would something look like when it was never seen before but, something similar happens all the time so they must be related.

Re: [SECULARHUMANIST] *? 2 ALL: ALLEGED 9/11 HIJACKER HAD POST-9/11 FLIGHTS SCHEDULED - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

To me like I said in an other post is that they had a backup plan and did there home work. False plans and false trips. I have been thinking about this topic for awhile now and think the whole conspiracy the US government had any thing to do with it complete nonsense. That being typed does not mean that others in authority else where did not help. How I base this is on is how they can keep it secret for so long with out anyone passing the information to the media. Money is not the answer, even death is not the answer by killing everyone that knows. Someone would talk to someone who then talk to someone else. Just look at what happened to HRH Harry, the media could not keep it mouth shut to save his life. Even with telling the major media and keeping a blackout someone who heard something told someone else he was there. Then it was told to the little media and Drudge ect. How can they keep the lid on 9-11 for so long. With Harry it lasted 3 month not 7 years. Just think of all the scandals that have come out via the media. From Abu ghraib to Gitmo, Wire taps and Waterboarding ect all came from leaks. If there is a bigger scandal than 9-11, I don't know. Someone would pay big money for any paper trail evidence over circumstantial evidence via coincidence. If there was not a paper trail they could still deny the whole existence of Gitmo as a prison, the uses of waterboarding and anything eles that has not came out yet and deny a freedom of information request as that info is not there.

Like I said before Bush is as dumb as a box of rocks. If he and his handlers are as smart and powerful as they say why did they not plant WMD in Iraq along with tons of yellowcake and fully functional nukes over the sand that they did find. They did not even need to put anything there just say they found them. The whole war be different if they did this even with the objections before. If they could fabricate all the happen on that day in September why not fabricate WMD.

But that just me and my rant TJ-excite (Trevor)

>ALLEGED 9/11 HIJACKER HAD POST-9/11 FLIGHTS SCHEDULED - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?


I want to edit this post:

Long Live George W. Bush liberator of Million. My view of bush has change from this post, as did my view of this former group. Bush is why we have peace.

will not work

Speed IQ

GO Mickey, GO Joe, GO David. Now who next

If humans had control of the thermostat

If humans or Al had control of the worlds thermostat, what temperature would
they set it at?

If only certain places are good and others are bad. The Attic and Antarctica
are minus 100 C to lock all the ice and stop sea level rise but not start
sea level decline. There are no deserts any where. But no floods in the now
tropical death valley and Arabian Desert in Saudi. No snow anywhere south of
the Attic circle but, plenty of water in the rives fed by glaciers and
spring melt like the Mississippi but not too much water to cause floods.
Good Climate Change is unattainable and can not be manifested. What great
new enemy that is created by changing the name from AGW to ACC
(Anthropogenic Climate Change)

ALL: ARE RODEOS CRUEL AND DEADLY TO ANIMALS?*

Most of these animals in the Bull and Horse riding events are treated like a member of the family to the breeder. Some are valued to replace are in the high 5 figures more than the price of a new car and even the love juices are in the high 4 figures for one time. The north American bulls treated much better than the Mexican and Spanish bull rings. Now that is a blood sport. the matador task is to stab stakes in the neck of the bull and see the blood run down. Most animal actives think that even eating meat is cruel and if they had their way they would ban all meat products. So to ask them is Rodeos are cruel you always get the same answer. I say that American rodeos are not Cruel. But that is just me

intro to new yahoo group

I am canadian and just love US politics as ours very dull. I would call myself a left leaning righty. I am for pro choice and pro gun control and pro death penatly. I am looking for some good debate.